Golf Comics

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Swindler

While sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Jim remarked to a fellow club member, “I’m not going to play golf with Sam anymore. He cheats.”

“Why do you say that?” asked his friend.

“Well, he found his lost ball two feet from the green”, replied Jim indignantly.

“That’s entirely possible”, commented his friend.

“Not when I had his golf ball in my pocket”, retorted Jim with finality.

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Cell Phone Call

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after finishing 18 holes. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings.
A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

“Hello?” “Honey, It’s me.”
“Sugar!”
“Are you at the club?”
“Yes.”
“Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat… It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”
“What’s the price?”
“Only $1,500”
“Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”

“Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw a 2014 at a really good price … and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”
“What price did he quote you?”
“Only $60,000…”
“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

“Great!, before we hang up, something else…”
“What?”
“It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and…I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year … it’s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, tennis court, acre of park area, beach front property…”
“How much are they asking?”
“Only $1,450,000… a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”
“Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $1,400,000. OK?”

“OK, sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”
“Bye… I do too…”
The man hangs up, raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
“Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

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